- Bored Panda has shared gallery of most hilarious comebacks from women
- One sent image of hairless cat in response to request for nude pictures
- Another said she’d have to ask her dad before agreeing to have sex
- One said favourite sex position inolves the man being thousands of miles away
As anyone who’s ever tried a dating website or app knows, there’s always some chancer hoping you’ll send them a saucy picture or engage in text sex session.
But if you ever find yourself on the receiving end of unwelcome advances and struggle to thing of a withering comeback, help is at hand.
Bored Panda has shared a gallery of the most quick-witted and savage put-downs from women that killed any talk of ‘send me nudes’ stone dead.
From a woman who responded with an image of a hairless cat when asked for a an erotic picture, to another who replied with an image of her naked foot these are the comebacks you need to have to hand when dealing with over-eager suitors.
And one man asked his would-be date if she’d like to play Titanic and she said she would if it means getting a diamond and him drowning at the end.
This man’s attempt to start up a saucy chat fell flat when he was warned that the woman he was trying to seduce enjoys complaining
This fiery chat very quickly turned into a damp squib, when Lydia made her comeback
If you’re going to try a cheesy chat up line, at least get your facts straight first
Surprisingly, Dad did not recommend having sex with a random stranger you’ve just started chatting to online
The world’s cheesiest chat up line plus a request for sex all in one message is guaranteed to get you a short shrift
Standards: This woman let her suitor know in no uncertain terms that he didn’t stand a chance
It looks unlikely that this pair will be going on a day anytime soon
He was hoping for something a bit more erotic, and ended up with five naked toes
After a request to send a picture of her bottom, it looked as if this girl had obliged. But it turned out it was just a close up of a bandage around her leg
Well, he can’t say that she didn’t oblige, although not quite in the way he’d been hoping for
This woman was catcalled at the most convenient possible moment – when her mouth was bleeding after a dental appointment
Using emojis to indicate your interest in someone is just asking for trouble
Do not adjust your screen: This man was hopeful for a naked picture and ended up with a dark square
Taking it literally: Well, she did send him exactly what he asked for
This man’s offer to take part in a threesome with a lesbian couple was brutally rebuffed
Even if he was the last man on earth… This suitor’s plans for an intimate encounter seem doomed to fail
Admittedly bringing your mother into the equation does not set a romantic note
Let’s hope religion is a comfort when he fails to find someone to go on a date with
This woman was up for playing a game of Titanic, but only if it involves expensive jewellery and being left alone at the end
As the saying goes, if you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best